Tomorrow, England are expected to hire famed Italian Fabio Capello to be their new manager and to lead them back to World Cup glory in 2010. Becks told the search committee, "go get my boy Fabio", but I think they didn't get the one he meant.
Fabio Capello (football coach and owner of stylish eye-wear)

Fabio (professional airbrush model and owner of some abs, some pecs, some hair and a rather square-looking jaw)