Showing posts with label Whatever. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Whatever. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Tales from the commute...

If one were a Captain of a plane or a ship or a professional sports team or something and your name was say, for example, "Dan", I'm pretty sure you wouldn't need a personalized license plate to reaffirm your lofty hierarchical status. It fact it would be rather ego-deflating all those times in the navy compound when you're parked next to "General Steve". So, commuting into town in your truck with its vanity "CPTDAN" emblazoned license plate must then shout out "hey, look at me, I'm not a real Captain or anything but I encourage the kiddies to refer to me by this creepy, self-serving moniker!"
My apologies to "Dan" if, actually, what he does for a living is sell and install floor coverings and he's simply trying to be creative by drumming up interest in "Carpet Dan Inc."?!

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

I’m just saying…

In case anyone has had enough of holding their kids’ hand (or having your surrogate familial presence hold your kids’ hand) and would also prefer to see them tethered to some twine, marching one-by-one with the offspring of fellow like-minded parents… there now exists a walking rope that comes complete with well positioned velcro loop fasteners (for ease of restraint). Matching hats and sour milk scent sold separately.