I’m just saying…

In case anyone has had enough of holding their kids’ hand (or having your surrogate familial presence hold your kids’ hand) and would also prefer to see them tethered to some twine, marching one-by-one with the offspring of fellow like-minded parents… there now exists a walking rope that comes complete with well positioned velcro loop fasteners (for ease of restraint). Matching hats and sour milk scent sold separately.