Hey, the Yankees will buy your beloved soccer team with the spare change Steinbrenner finds in his ash tray, move the lot to the Bronx, and transform them into the best field hockey team ever! Rooney will look fetching in a skirt...
so, when you googled "England soccer team" to find Rooney's name did it not also tell you that these guys actually make more $ than the yankees and - wait for it - earn it. well, when playing for their club teams that is. they play for England for free. do you suppose A-Rod would play for USA or Dominican for free?
Now, I only remember Rooney because he's the hothead who got carded in last year's Wold Cup, likely costing England a shot at the title. Got nothing after that, though.
I'm pretty sure that ARod wouldn't make love to his wife for free. If ARod did volunteer to play soccer for England or any other country, I'd be first in line to throw Ziploc bags of urine at him. ARod is the devil.
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For the love of Hogwarts, will Hufflepuff eve win the House Cup?
are you making fun? cause I was silent - SILENT I say - when the Yankees crashed out.
Hey, the Yankees will buy your beloved soccer team with the spare change Steinbrenner finds in his ash tray, move the lot to the Bronx, and transform them into the best field hockey team ever! Rooney will look fetching in a skirt...
so, when you googled "England soccer team" to find Rooney's name did it not also tell you that these guys actually make more $ than the yankees and - wait for it - earn it. well, when playing for their club teams that is. they play for England for free. do you suppose A-Rod would play for USA or Dominican for free?
Now, I only remember Rooney because he's the hothead who got carded in last year's Wold Cup, likely costing England a shot at the title. Got nothing after that, though.
I'm pretty sure that ARod wouldn't make love to his wife for free. If ARod did volunteer to play soccer for England or any other country, I'd be first in line to throw Ziploc bags of urine at him. ARod is the devil.
Magic 42, hold out, the magic of 42 :) Happy Bein Born Anniversary!
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