Panic on the streets of London...

"Act now to give your children a personal, defensive safety tool that will help them feel more confident and able to focus on learning. Isn't that what school should really be about?"

The above quote courtesy of MJ Safety Solutions makers of My Child's Pack, the first "full size, lightweight ballistic protection backpack that is affordable and practical."


"Orders for the $175 bulletproof bags have been pouring in online... a new item to add to parents' older kids' back-to-school supplies list. Due to a flood of requests, production of a smaller pack, suitable for elementary-school children, is also being considered."

Somebody tell me this is a joke.

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